Restarting this thread, not even going to bother replying to the above lol
I wish for a potato
I don't think anyone wanted that wish granted, so that's why it died... xD
Granted, however you now get another potato every minute. That's 60 potatoes an hour... or 1440 potatoes per day... or 518,400 potatoes.
I wish for infinite money.
Agreed lol and geez that's a lot of potato
Granted but your infinite money results in your being constantly bugged by family, friends, charities and homeless people for money and you eventually go crazy
Wish granted, but you gain absolutely nothing whatsoever from this wish and have only wasted your wish. Now beat this.
I wish for omnipotence, -- which is to say I wish to possess the ability to cause any effect I specify, upon which no limit can be placed, understanding that,
---- by ability I mean being able:
------ to do this at any time, or at any combination of any times, of and at my specifying,
-------- where by 'at' I mean the times at which I would specify the manner in which my ability manifests;
------ for any time, or any combination of times, or all time, of and at my specifying,
-------- where I may specify a time as either any instant or any duration or eternity,
-------- where by 'for' I mean the times for which the particular instance of my ability manifests;
------ to do this at any place, or at any combination of places, or at all places, of and at my specifying,
-------- where by 'at' I mean the places at which I would specify the manner in which my ability manifests;
------ for any place, or any combination of places, of and at my specifying,
-------- where I may specify a place by invoking any constraint set within the dimensions of reality or any combination of constraints thereof, to identify points, areas, or volumes, or the full extent of reality, of and at my specifying,
-------- where by 'for' I mean the places for which the particular instance of my ability manifests,
------ upon my making the decision to do so,
-------- which I may make at any time and place,
------ and merely because of my specifying, that the effect which I specify,
-------- which by effect I mean all and only the processes and results which I specify,
------ shall take effect;
---- and by limit I mean any impediment to willingness, or any constraint, obstruction, requisite, corollary, or restriction,
------ save those which I impose upon the instantiation of this ability through my own decision-making processes,
-------- processes which shall be free from any supernatural effects save those I have placed upon myself through my own decision-making processes,
-------- as specified in the previous clause, repeated ad infinitem;
---- where by 'specify' I mean,
------ that the ability shall do as I specify, and do all and only that which is a logically necessary corollary of such, and none other,
------ and that the ability shall be as per all and only the conditions which I specify, and none other,
---- where by 'instantiate' I mean, to specify the manner,
------ meaning specifications on behavior and extent and means and ends and consequences,
---- as decided by me,
------ to the extent mentioned hitherto,
------ free of the limitations mentioned hitherto,
------ as frequently or infrequently, as per my specifying,
------ and as commonly or uncommonly, as per my specifying,
------ as similarly or differently, as per my specifying,
------ as generally or specifically, as per my specifying,
------ and as uniquely or repeatedly, as per my specifying;
-- and for me to possess this ability,
---- by which I mean all which I have mentioned hitherto,
---- both in its entirety and severally,
---- starting from the moment of the beginning of reality,
---- regardless of the state of my existence or identity or lack thereof,
---- regardless of any change in or of me or that of anything that makes me me,
---- regardless of the wishes and intents or abilities or effects of all that is true or real,
---- uniquely and irrevocably and eternally.
Agreed lol and geez that's a lot of potato
Granted but your infinite money results in your being constantly bugged by family, friends, charities and homeless people for money and you eventually go crazy
I wish my to-do list wasn't so long
granted, but now your to do list is to finish other people's to do lists
I wish for me not to be lazy and to get out of bed
Granted but the floor around your bed is made of lava
I wish that this wish won't be corrupt (I'd like to see anyone break that logic XD)
Wish granted, but you gain absolutely nothing whatsoever from this wish and have only wasted your wish.
Now beat this.
I wish for omnipotence,
-- which is to say I wish to possess the ability to cause any effect I specify, upon which no limit can be placed, understanding that,
---- by ability I mean being able:
------ to do this at any time, or at any combination of any times, of and at my specifying,
-------- where by 'at' I mean the times at which I would specify the manner in which my ability manifests;
------ for any time, or any combination of times, or all time, of and at my specifying,
-------- where I may specify a time as either any instant or any duration or eternity,
-------- where by 'for' I mean the times for which the particular instance of my ability manifests;
------ to do this at any place, or at any combination of places, or at all places, of and at my specifying,
-------- where by 'at' I mean the places at which I would specify the manner in which my ability manifests;
------ for any place, or any combination of places, of and at my specifying,
-------- where I may specify a place by invoking any constraint set within the dimensions of reality or any combination of constraints thereof, to identify points, areas, or volumes, or the full extent of reality, of and at my specifying,
-------- where by 'for' I mean the places for which the particular instance of my ability manifests,
------ upon my making the decision to do so,
-------- which I may make at any time and place,
------ and merely because of my specifying, that the effect which I specify,
-------- which by effect I mean all and only the processes and results which I specify,
------ shall take effect;
---- and by limit I mean any impediment to willingness, or any constraint, obstruction, requisite, corollary, or restriction,
------ save those which I impose upon the instantiation of this ability through my own decision-making processes,
-------- processes which shall be free from any supernatural effects save those I have placed upon myself through my own decision-making processes,
-------- as specified in the previous clause, repeated ad infinitem;
---- where by 'specify' I mean,
------ that the ability shall do as I specify, and do all and only that which is a logically necessary corollary of such, and none other,
------ and that the ability shall be as per all and only the conditions which I specify, and none other,
---- where by 'instantiate' I mean, to specify the manner,
------ meaning specifications on behavior and extent and means and ends and consequences,
---- as decided by me,
------ to the extent mentioned hitherto,
------ free of the limitations mentioned hitherto,
------ as frequently or infrequently, as per my specifying,
------ and as commonly or uncommonly, as per my specifying,
------ as similarly or differently, as per my specifying,
------ as generally or specifically, as per my specifying,
------ and as uniquely or repeatedly, as per my specifying;
-- and for me to possess this ability,
---- by which I mean all which I have mentioned hitherto,
---- both in its entirety and severally,
---- starting from the moment of the beginning of reality,
---- regardless of the state of my existence or identity or lack thereof,
---- regardless of any change in or of me or that of anything that makes me me,
---- regardless of the wishes and intents or abilities or effects of all that is true or real,
---- uniquely and irrevocably and eternally.
Granted but I didn't read everything you wrote so instead you're an omnipotent turtle
I wish for a nice hat
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